People that laugh at your posts with lol but put it multiple times lol lol lol

It's like reading a text from a *SPAM**SPAM**SPAM**SPAM**SPAM**SPAM**SPAM*

 

Well say there, looky who needs a hug this morning.
Who peed in your Wheaties, @Jack Mine ?

 

I wish to lodge a complaint. I was waiting for a rather expensive package to be delivered yesterday via USPS, and the mail carrier never even showed up on our street. I really need to make sure I'm home what that arrives, so a porch pirate doesn't get it.

 

Never fear!
Shooters here!
No porch pirates can prevail while Shooter' on the job!

 

My complaint tonight, Spending 5 minutes trying to find the end of the tape on the role because someone forgot to fold it over, so you get frustrated and grab another role of tape and waste 5 more minutes, and the same with the 3rd until you finally get it free.

 

My complaint is that the forum is not loading correctly, and I have gotten 6,273 errors over the last 2 days. Pfffft!

 

My complaint is Strawberry Cupcake being suspended.

 

YEAH!!
Whats that all about???

 

Veterinarians
They don't listen to the pets owner, parent about the animal.
Our dog MUST be sedated first before anything else, especially clipping her nails.
Because they didn't listen to me and I tried to help calm the dog down the following is the end result for me but not them:

 

Wait.
The vet did that to you?
Shooter would sue the bastards

 

The dog did it.

 

Yes, hello customer service.

I’d like to start off telling you a long winded, pointless tale about my emotions with no real question or complaint to be found anywhere in the mindless, grammar-ignoring dribble.

Next I’m going to tell you how important of a customer I am to your business. I know many important people that have high ranking positions in important companies. I have literally spent tens of dollars with your business. This last experience with your company has made me furious. Nobody petted my the right way or even bothered to stroke my ego with making me feel like I was the most important person on earth.

How dare you! I’m going to tell all five of my friends (coworkers forced to listen to me) about my terrible experience. Good luck staying in business after I’m done.

 

This complaints department is just awful. Someone grab a broom, a dust rag and open up a window to get a little light in here.

 

The public education system failed multiple generations and it's getting far worse
I believe it's intentional
I believe this country sold out a long time ago
We're on the edge of complete collapse and our government seems to be on board with it
Fuck dude

 

I’m going to change my name to Mr. Wrong. The other half isn’t feeling well so I’ve been making suggestions to comfort her but I obviously have no idea what she’s going through. Thank god for urgent care, they know what they are doing. Diagnosis is a cold…..she can get her own hot tea.

 

For some reason I can't link an image to this forum in image threads. I have to do the drag and drop method for now until that gets fixed.

 

Customer: I demand 20% off this product, it looks used.
Salesperson: It is still in its plastic sealed carton and brand new.
Customer: I demand to see a Manager!
Manager: Give the customer 20% off.
Customer back to me: See, I told you it was used!